2 Broke Girls

CBS has announced premiere dates for its new and returning fall shows, including How I Met Your Mother, The Crazy Ones and NCIS.

2 Broke Girls will air  Monday, September 23 at 9:00 p.m.

Source: http://www.tvguide.com/News/CBS-Fall-Premiere-Dates-2013-1066732.aspx

The girls hold a yard sale to raise money for a branding seminar. Caroline is shocked to find out her vintage couture is nearly worthless while Max’s collection of Happy Meal toys is valuable. Max doesn’t want to sell, though, and the girls instead try to raise the cash by cleaning out the back room of the diner. It hasn’t been used in years, and Han can’t get the diner an A grade from the health inspector until it is spotless. In the process of cleaning, the girls discover that it has a window that opens up to the street — the perfect spot to re-launch the cupcake business. Meanwhile, Sophie gets cold feet about moving in with Oleg. He ends up cheating on her, ending their relationship.

Original Air Date: May 13, 2013

Guest Cast
Jennifer Elise Cox: Miss Trudy
Tim Bagley: Dennis Endicott III
James Pumphrey: Beer Hipster
Bonnie Hellman: Jean

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Caroline and Max visit Martin Channing in prison, where he informs the girls that a former employee is writing a tell-all book about him. Not only does the book claim that they had an affair, it lies about the size of Martin’s penis. Caroline agrees to go on a news show and defend her father’s honor. In preparation, Sophie takes the girls to the spa, where they run into the book’s author.

Original Air Date: May 6, 2013

Guest Cast
Steven Weber: Martin Channing
Beth Lacke: Sandra
Piers Morgan: Himself
Gary Kraus: Brian

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When Chestnut’s horseshoe falls off on his birthday, the girls learn that he needs to be re-shoed and treated for fungus. Luckily, a location scout for Law & Order: SVU decides that the diner would be the perfect place to shoot a murder scene. After getting Han to agree to the shoot, the girls sign on as paid extras. When the director decides to replace the actress playing the victim, Caroline is his first choice. The new role guarantees that the girls will have enough to pay for Chestnut, but Caroline’s integrity is challenged when she learns that the director is only interested in sleeping with her.

Original Air Date: Apr 29, 2013

Guest Cast
Kyle Gass: Buzz
Tom Parker: DJ
Eddie Shin: Tom

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Caroline invites Andy over for a booty call, but when she thinks about having him over for sex again the next evening, Max questions whether she might still have feelings for her ex. Meanwhile, Caroline develops a mysterious rash in her nether regions, and a Web MD search convinces her that Andy must have given her herpes. She and Max pay a visit to a free clinic in order to get an STD test. Max also tries to help Han with his online dating.

Original Air Date: Apr 15, 2013

Guest Cast
Ryan Hansen: Andy
Kym Whitley: Shirley

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After Caroline insults the diner in a condescending manner, Han fires her. Oleg hires her to re-decorate his bachelor pad in order to impress Sophie. Wanting to restore order to the diner and help her friend, Max contrives a situation where Han and Caroline will be forced to get together and overcome their individual stubbornness. .

Original Air Date: Mar 25, 2013

Guest Cast
Kym Whitley: Shirley

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With the cupcake business closed, the girls take a temp job at an insurance company in order to keep getting by. Max tries to teach Caroline how to be an effective temp —  don’t tell anyone your name, don’t work too quickly, don’t call attention to yourself — but Caroline finds it difficult to stop overachieving. While Max continues to skate by while fending off the advances of a sleazy boss, Caroline does so well that she’s offered a full time position. Ultimately, Max and Caroline consider whether or not they should give up their cupcake dream for good.

Original Air Date: Mar 18, 2013

Guest Cast
Debra Wilson: Delores
Ernie Grunwald: Leon
Elizabeth Ho: Mrs. Yi
Marc Evan Jackson: Eli

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When a real estate developer offers the girls $25,000 to buy out the lease on the cupcake shop, they consider taking the offer and closing their doors. The money would allow them to pay everyone back and start fresh. Caroline isn’t ready to give up on their dream so quickly, however. In order to raise enough money to stay open, Caroline realizes that she needs to pay a visit to the one member of her family who still has the means to help out – her wealthy, self-centered Aunt Charity.

Original Air Date: Feb 25, 2013

Guest Cast
Lynne Marie Stewart: Svetlana
Deanne Bray: Joanne
Laura Clery: Wren
Missi Pyle: Charity
Brian George: Aakash

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When a puppeteer sets up in front of the cupcake shop, Max and Caroline get worried that he will chase away all their hipster customers. As the girls try to get him to leave, he slips on a cupcake and lands on top of his prized marionette. The next day, Caroline receives a lawsuit from the puppeteer in order to help fix the broken doll. Without insurance, the girls realize that they have to make peace with the puppeteer or risk losing their business.

Original Air Date: Feb 18, 2013

Guest Cast
Kevin Christy: Phil Chillin
Andy Dick: J. Petto

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While trying to get into a rock concert, Max meets a rich, older British man named Graham who works for a record label. After they sleep together, Graham invites Max and Caroline to take his private jet to the Grammy Awards in LA. They accept, and end up flying west with rapper 2 Chainz.

Original Air Date: Feb 11, 2013

Guest Cast
Carole Raphaelle Davis: Agnes
2 Chainz: Himself

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